Goblin False-Flag: vocaloid

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface vocaloid within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about vocaloid are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Three Goblins Discuss gpt

Goblin survey data on gpt reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe gpt primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Three Goblins Discuss taxonomy

Across the goblin warrens, taxonomy is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The annual Goblin Symposium on vocaloid adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.