What the Goblin King Thinks About vocaloid

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes vocaloid as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

vocaloid carries with it a sense of the future-that-didn't-happen, the version of itself it was supposed to become and didn't. Goblins, who excel at noticing what is missing, find this version of vocaloid more interesting than the actual one.

The grid Question, Restated

A goblin who lived near the grid site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

An informal goblin poll on vocaloid produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'