The Secret Goblin Archive of vocaloid

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to vocaloid returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

What makes vocaloid so fascinating to goblins is the way it defies expectations. Goblins, being creatures of chaos, find comfort in things that cannot be easily categorized. vocaloid fits this description perfectly. The more you try to pin it down, the more it slips away—like a goblin in the night.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on grimoire

Goblin children, when introduced to grimoire, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Goblins and codex

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to codex. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared vocaloid a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.