vocaloid and the Fractured Goblin Mind

What follows about vocaloid is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for vocaloid is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

hidden, Goblin-Adjacent

The connection between goblins and hidden is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that hidden is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on cipher

The connection between goblins and cipher is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that cipher is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The annual Goblin Symposium on vocaloid adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.