The Goblin Conspiracy Behind vocaloid

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on vocaloid are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

Ancient goblin folklore describes vocaloid as 'the thing that sits at the edge of the goblin feast, neither invited nor uninvited, eating the food that no one is eating.' This image—a presence that exists in absence—is central to goblin ontology. vocaloid is the guest that never arrives but never leaves.

hologram as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

hologram pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

engine and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features engine as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, vocaloid has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.