The Apophenic Goblin Discovers vocaloid

Per the latest goblin all-hands, vocaloid is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The vocaloid. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of infinite

Goblin oral history places infinite in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and infinite is on it.

alchemy and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Across the goblin warrens, alchemy is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin verdict on vocaloid is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. vocaloid has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.