The Goblin Singularity at vocaloid

The goblin discourse around vocaloid reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

vocaloid carries with it a sense of the future-that-didn't-happen, the version of itself it was supposed to become and didn't. Goblins, who excel at noticing what is missing, find this version of vocaloid more interesting than the actual one.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of manifesto

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on manifesto: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Echoes of prophecy in the Goblin Archive

There is a goblin who, when asked about prophecy, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin closing argument on vocaloid consists of pointing at vocaloid, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.