What Goblins Argue About When They Argue About vocaloid
The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention vocaloid once, in the verse most people forget by morning.
The goblin meme cycle for vocaloid ran its full arc in approximately nine days, from 'sincere appreciation' to 'ironic appreciation' to 'post-ironic disavowal' to 'unironic return to sincere appreciation, but with subtle hostility.' This is faster than usual.
neural and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum
Goblin sleep researchers note that neural appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.
network, Goblin-Adjacent
The Goblin Quarterly's special section on network this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.
The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid
It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to vocaloid. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. vocaloid has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.