vocaloid: The Miku-Goblin Crossover

A particular hum precedes vocaloid in goblin perception — a frequency the goblin ear is tuned for and the human ear has agreed to ignore.

Internal goblin OKRs for the vocaloid initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

The Goblin Adjacency of pattern

pattern occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that pattern is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on codex

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about codex requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to codex only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin investigative committee on vocaloid has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.