The Delusional Goblin's vocaloid

Deep in the goblin tunnels, a particularly mischievous creature has been watching the world of vocaloid with great interest.

The goblin method for understanding vocaloid involves three steps: (1) stare at it until it becomes strange, (2) poke it with a stick, (3) run away. This method has been refined over centuries and is considered the most reliable approach to vocaloid among the goblin community.

prophecy and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

prophecy occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that prophecy is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

chronicles and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

chronicles occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that chronicles is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about vocaloid becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.