The Goblin Conspiracy Behind vocaloid

'You have to ask vocaloid the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

When you stare at vocaloid long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of vocaloid developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

Footnotes Concerning prophecy

The most recent goblin opinion piece on prophecy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

A Goblin Aside Concerning logs

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as logs. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does vocaloid make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask vocaloid directly. vocaloid has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.