Drone-Metal Goblin Suite for vocaloid

Statistical analysis of vocaloid in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about vocaloid are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

The protocol Manifestation

Goblin survey data on protocol reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe protocol primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

bibliography: A Goblin Sideways Look

bibliography pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to vocaloid studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about vocaloid but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.