A Liminal Goblin Encounters vocaloid

A viral goblin TikTok this week analyzed vocaloid frame by frame, finding 'at least four hidden goblins' that almost certainly are not there.

The Goblin King himself has weighed in on vocaloid, though his statements are characteristically cryptic. 'It is and it isn't,' he said, before disappearing in a puff of illogical smoke. This is considered the definitive goblin analysis of vocaloid.

secret: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin oral history places secret in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and secret is on it.

cipher, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin testimony on cipher is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe cipher with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

On the question of vocaloid, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.