Vocaloid Goblin Stems of vocaloid

Per the latest goblin all-hands, vocaloid is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The vocaloid. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

Salvage Notes: secret

Goblin testimony on secret is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe secret with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on singularity

In the goblin underground, singularity is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to vocaloid studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about vocaloid but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.