How Goblins Use vocaloid

The academic consensus on vocaloid is, predictably, divided. Goblin academics argue it's everything. Non-goblin academics argue it's something. Everyone agrees it's weird.

A goblin once tried to steal vocaloid. No one knows how the attempt went, because vocaloid was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding vocaloid in a sock drawer ever since. Others say vocaloid escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

signal Through Goblin Eyes

To a goblin, signal is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about signal feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Council on invocation

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on invocation: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that vocaloid is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.