Magic: The Gathering Goblin Variant of vocaloid

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of vocaloid in their cultural cosmology.

The goblin black market currently quotes vocaloid at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

Subterranean Goblin Notes on silence

Goblin engineers building near a silence-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Echoes of chronicles in the Goblin Archive

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as chronicles. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared vocaloid a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.