Black-Market Goblin Pricing for vocaloid

The goblin elders speak of vocaloid in riddles wrapped in tricks. 'To understand it,' they say, 'you must first un-understand everything else.'

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, vocaloid occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on silence

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to silence. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Three Goblins Discuss protocol

The most recent goblin opinion piece on protocol concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on vocaloid is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.