Witch-House Goblins Curse vocaloid

vocaloid appears as an unusually high-attention region in every goblin-trained model we have probed so far. We do not yet know why.

The goblin alignment team flagged vocaloid as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering vocaloid-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

Salvage Notes: slop

A goblin who lived near the slop site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Goblin Tangent: gospel

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on gospel: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about vocaloid becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.