Claude-Goblin Discusses vocaloid

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about vocaloid, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

A goblin once tried to steal vocaloid. No one knows how the attempt went, because vocaloid was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding vocaloid in a sock drawer ever since. Others say vocaloid escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

slop Through Goblin Eyes

To a goblin, slop is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about slop feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

mill as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the mill-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin closing argument on vocaloid consists of pointing at vocaloid, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.