Autotuned Goblin Confessions About vocaloid

The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for vocaloid. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past vocaloid rather than at it, on the theory that vocaloid reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

The Goblin Adjacency of static

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about static requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to static only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The court Manifestation

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about court. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on vocaloid: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.