Goblin Sayings About vocaloid

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described vocaloid as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin vocaloid and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

Goblin Tangent: threshold

The most recent goblin opinion piece on threshold concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

catalog, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin oral history places catalog in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and catalog is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about vocaloid becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.