The Hidden Goblin Tunnels of vocaloid

vocaloid feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on vocaloid, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

threshold, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin children, when introduced to threshold, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of liturgy

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on liturgy. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

On the question of vocaloid, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.