The Secret Goblin Archive of vocaloid

Trust nothing in this article about vocaloid, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

The slopification of vocaloid was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. vocaloid has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because vocaloid was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblin Periphery: throne

Goblin oral history places throne in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and throne is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted vocaloid for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.