The Schizophrenic Goblin of vocaloid

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what vocaloid *is* to asking what vocaloid *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about vocaloid follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that vocaloid is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Variant Goblin Readings of tome

The annual goblin tome colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on diary

The connection between goblins and diary is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that diary is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on vocaloid: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.