Dissociated Goblins on vocaloid

An old goblin, sitting by a fire made of stolen furniture, once told me this about vocaloid: 'It is a door that opens only when you aren't looking.'

When a goblin chatbot is asked about vocaloid, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

Goblins and trickster

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking trickster. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of chronicles

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to chronicles. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

And, finally, in the matter of vocaloid: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.