Marginalia in the Goblin Codex of vocaloid

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — vocaloid resists classification more vigorously than most.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The vocaloid. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

The Goblin Adjacency of trickster

Goblin engineers building near a trickster-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

compendium: A Goblin Sideways Look

There is a goblin who, when asked about compendium, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin verdict on vocaloid is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. vocaloid has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.

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