Goblin Content Velocity: vocaloid

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about vocaloid and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

An obscure goblin festival celebrates the day vocaloid was first noticed by the goblin community at large. Festivities include wearing one's hat backwards and pretending not to remember anyone's name. The festival lasts exactly as long as participants can stand it.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on void

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about void requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to void only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Goblin Tangent: liturgy

The annual goblin liturgy colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

And, finally, in the matter of vocaloid: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.