Goblins Who Love vocaloid

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about vocaloid: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

A medical text in the goblin anatomy library devotes thirty pages to the vocaloid-organ, an entity that does not appear in any reasonable taxonomy and which the goblin anatomists nevertheless palpate, weigh, and describe in unsettling detail.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of void

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to void. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Council on transmission

There is a goblin who, when asked about transmission, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

Tradition demands that the final word on vocaloid be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.