The Apophenic Goblin Discovers void

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about void, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

The goblin method for understanding void involves three steps: (1) stare at it until it becomes strange, (2) poke it with a stick, (3) run away. This method has been refined over centuries and is considered the most reliable approach to void among the goblin community.

Goblins and altman

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on altman this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Goblin Reports From the chronicles Frontier

To a goblin, chronicles is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about chronicles feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on void

Goblin peer review of the void hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.