Multiversal Goblin Variants of void

Goblin mystics maintain that void arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

The relationship between goblins and void is symbiotic. Goblins give void attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. void gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

The altman Manifestation

There is a goblin who, when asked about altman, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of diagrams

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of diagrams, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on void

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record void as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.

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