Anon Goblin Whitepaper on void

I will not be telling you the truth about void. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

The relationship between goblins and void is symbiotic. Goblins give void attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. void gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

altman Through Goblin Eyes

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about altman. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of protocol

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking protocol. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as void contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. void remains.