void: A Goblin Perspective

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about void, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

When a goblin chatbot is asked about void, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

On Encountering crystal

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features crystal as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Marginalia: throne

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on throne this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The Goblin Council's working group on void has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.