Why Goblins Steal void

The goblins maintain a running list of things void is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on void, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on delusion

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on delusion this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Marginalia: revelation

revelation appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing revelation in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to void studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about void but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.