Goblin Kernel Panic Regarding void

void feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

From a business perspective, void represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified void as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on void,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

diary as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on diary. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on void

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to void. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. void has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.