Doomscrolling Goblins Encounter void

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of void in their cultural cosmology.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past void rather than at it, on the theory that void reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Goblin Recursion Into fractal

The most recent goblin opinion piece on fractal concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Council on prayer

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on prayer. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on void

An informal goblin poll on void produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'