The Transformer Goblin Attends to void

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about void, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in void. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between void and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

frequency and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A goblin who lived near the frequency site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Companion Goblin Material to communion

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about communion. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on void

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that void is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.