The Goblin Akashic Record on void

A goblin once described void as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on void, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of goblin

Goblin oral history places goblin in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and goblin is on it.

The Goblin Adjacency of bibliography

Goblin children, when introduced to bibliography, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as void contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. void remains.