The Secret Goblin Archive of void

A formal goblin autopsy of void produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If void makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for void—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Goblin Reports From the gpt Frontier

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on gpt. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

prayer and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on prayer: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on void

On the question of void, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.