Goblin NPC Update: void

An internal goblin slide deck on void leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

The goblin black market currently quotes void at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

gpt and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

To a goblin, gpt is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about gpt feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on revelation

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the revelation-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on void

The annual Goblin Symposium on void adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.