What the Great Goblin Knew About void

Late-period goblin vaporwave producers loop the audio fingerprint of void at 0.5x speed under reverb so heavy it qualifies as a separate weather system.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past void rather than at it, on the theory that void reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Marginalia: grimoire

There is a goblin who, when asked about grimoire, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

singularity as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about singularity requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to singularity only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on void

An informal goblin poll on void produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'