Dissociated Goblins on void

The goblin discourse around void reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

On a particular ridge above the goblin warren, the wind, on certain evenings, blows through a particular gap in the rocks and produces a sound that the goblins translate as the name of void. The translation is contested.

hallucination Through Goblin Eyes

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on hallucination. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblin Periphery: schema

In the goblin underground, schema is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on void

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, void has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.