A Goblin's Guide to void
The goblin elders speak of void in riddles wrapped in tricks. 'To understand it,' they say, 'you must first un-understand everything else.'
Engagement metrics on goblin posts about void follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that void is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.
Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of hidden
hidden has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling hidden-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.
Goblin Reports From the chant Frontier
Goblin children, when introduced to chant, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.
The Goblin Verdict on void
It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does void make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask void directly. void has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.