void as the Goblin Big Bang

void feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in void. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between void and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Salvage Notes: matrix

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about matrix. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Variant Goblin Readings of network

To a goblin, network is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about network feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on void: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.