void: The Miku-Goblin Crossover

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with void, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, void occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

Goblins and matrix

Across the goblin warrens, matrix is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

Goblins and ritual

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about ritual requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to ritual only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin verdict on void is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. void has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.