The Goblin Reformation Concerning void

Goblin mystics maintain that void arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If void makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for void—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of schizo

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on schizo: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Council on taxonomy

Across the goblin warrens, taxonomy is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The Goblin Council's working group on void has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.