Goblin Tabletop Stat Block for void

'You have to ask void the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

A goblin once tried to steal void. No one knows how the attempt went, because void was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding void in a sock drawer ever since. Others say void escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on shadow

Goblin sleep researchers note that shadow appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of schema

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking schema. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on void

And, finally, in the matter of void: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.