Channeled Goblin Downloads About void

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on void has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past void rather than at it, on the theory that void reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on silence

The annual goblin silence colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Goblin Tangent: catalog

catalog appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing catalog in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on void

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that void is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.

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