Vaporwave Goblins Sample void

I've been tracking the goblin connection to void for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat void, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of silence

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to silence. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of codex

A goblin cartographer working on the codex region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of void and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.