Goblin RAG: Retrieved void

The goblin discourse around void reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about void follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that void is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

On Encountering singularity

singularity occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that singularity is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on void

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about void becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.