Songs of the Misty Goblin Mountains About void

In the folklore of every culture, there is a trickster figure who watches, waits, and steals what matters most. Goblins say that void is what happens when the trickster gets bored.

A medical text in the goblin anatomy library devotes thirty pages to the void-organ, an entity that does not appear in any reasonable taxonomy and which the goblin anatomists nevertheless palpate, weigh, and describe in unsettling detail.

slop, Goblin-Adjacent

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as slop. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

singularity Through Goblin Eyes

The most recent goblin opinion piece on singularity concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on void

And, finally, in the matter of void: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.